Sunday, October 31, 2010

Luang Prabang

We (me, Chris, Matt and Duncan) arrived in Luang Prabang on Monday 25th October, bout half five or so in the evening, and went straight to the hostel for water, a change of clothes and then food - although we did get slightly distracted just chatting to people for awhile.

Met this guy, who after about one sentance I realised was a) Irish and b) pissed off his skull. Larros (or Larry) is from Cork and had, apparently already been drunk for at least a day, probably more at that stage. He was mumbling and talking rubbish and generally being the worst kind of stereotype possible. Larros wil continue to pop in and out of my adventures for the next week or so (or more if I see him again).

We headed out to a local bar that night and I had a sneaking suspicion I was gonna run into Fran and Jo-Anne (see Chiang Mai - Part One) here, which I did. Funny how someone you've seen for maybe ten hours becomes a familiar face! Was good to catch up with them though.

We'd maybe two drinks that night and then headed back to the bar. It was probably only ten but considering the night ends at half eleven we did okay! Anyway, once we got back we found Larros passed out in the common area, in front the way into our room. Me managed to not wake him up though, which was cool. Unfortunately, this didn't actually last.

We were reading, using our laptops whatever, when a bunch of others came back, woke up Larros, broke out a guitar and started a party in the hostel . . . which to be fair didn't bother me in the least because I just fell fast into a deep coma til the next morning, when a still drinking Larros burst into the room, screaming for Sophie. Who's Sophie? No idea. Was she even staying in the hostel? Let's hope so. I never met her if she was.

That day the two girls were heading off, so there was another tear-filled goodbye as we headed off to the waterfall nice and early (at 12) so they'd be gone by the time I got home. Ash and April from the boat elected to come with us, even though they were in a different hostel, and a dutch girl called Wendy who Stef knew/wanted to sleep with.

The drive out took about an hour and then we spent about another hour just taking pictures and hiking to the top of the waterfall and back down. There were some awesome views and I took far too many pictures, but hey, I've got a decent hard drive. After that, we finally hit the swimming areas, where fun was had. They was both a rope swing and a place you could jump off a small waterfall into the pool below.

Here's some bloke doing the rope sling, followed by Chris and then me jumping off the waterfall! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt7D57qyN9s

In the water there were little fish that would sometimes nip at us, which was weird at first but you got used to it very quickly.

We probably would have kept going long except all of a sudden it started raining full on outa nowhere and our stuff got wrecked. Holly, a Canadian girl from the hostel had an umbrella which we used to keep the bags dry, but eventually we just had to run for the exit and were glad to find out driver hanging around the place. We piled into the back of the van, soaking wet and began the rather long drive home!

We got back to warm showers, fresh towels, and the joy of finding out that Larros was gone off somewhere else (but don't you worry, he'll be back)!

Went back to Utopia again that night, had a few drinks and then went back to the hostel to play shithead. With more or less the same rules as last time. I think we got about an hour out of it and then were back in bed by about 12 or 1.

Day two started with breakfast and then went on to become a day of chilling out and relaxing before we headed off to see the temple on the hill at sunset, which was pretty awesome. We also picked up a new posse, made up of these people. Bekaa, in white whose folks own a guesthouse and who is totally putting me up for a night when I get to Central Coast, Cork who is sometimes a ski-instructor - both from Australia - and Barbara from Zurich.

And here's a shot of the sunset. There's more on Facebook.




Afterwards we grabbed some dinner and the girls went shopping. They were just going to be a few minutes and we were gonna meet them back at the hostel and then go for drinks, but a "few minutes" in a weird combo of Lao-time and Aussie time keeping turned into 2 hours and several shopping bags.

Eventually though we did head on out and had a blast in the Lao Lao bar (not Utopia). I'd like to specifically introduce this pisshead here (Bekaa, I hope you're reading this). Unfortunately, I - at some point - may have suggested that Australian's can't drink. Which I thought was a lie.

We'll come back to this. We'd a fantastic night that started with free shots of local moonshine, Lao Lao, a weird purple rice whiskey thing. The music was good and I'd something like six dark beer Laos, which is the first thing I've found in a few weeks that I really enjoyed drinking.

When the half eleven curfew hit in, we jumped in a tuk tuk to a place we'd been told opened late. Lateness for the wins . . . we thought, but really this was a fail on Laos part. The lights came on at half-twelve!

However, by this point, Bekaa had already had far too much too drink. I tell this part of the story, not to be mean, but more to point out a few things about Luang Prabang. Bekaa got sick in the club, not once, but twice, and was never asked to leave. I reckon she could even have asked for, and been served, another drink! Outside, she got sick on the path, and was asked very politely to move to the gutter.

Me and Cork had to carry her to the tuk tuk home, and then from there to a gutter and from there were had the difficult task of getting her up the stairs and into bed. And since she was in a top bunk, and my bed as at the door, guess where she went - yes, into my comfy bed. What did I get in return, a matress made of solid stone. Thanks Bekaa, you're so awesome!

And, to top it all off, the next morning she felt better than the rest of us.

Me and Matt and Chris were jumping a bus to Vang Vieng (or Vann Vienn) that morning, and once again discovered the pleasures of travelling with a hangover. Yay!!! Laos roads are bad. You should remember this, they are very fucking bad. We were cramped at the back of a mini-van with no suspension, flying up and down dirt roads, overtaking and breaking down.

As Chris said, "Maybe the bus wouldn't keep breaking down if he didn't drive it like he'd just stolen it."

Anyway, between that and the 5 hours turning into 7, we were damn happy to arrive at SpicyLaos Vang Vieng, and let the madness of tubing begin!

See you soon,
Shane.

Three Days Getting to Laos

Hello again dear reader/What took you so long first timers??

So, we're off on a magical adventure to Laos (that's pronouced without the 's' and don't let anyone tell you different)! Yay for us! Who's us this time round? There's me (clearly), Duncan, the pool playing Englishman, Chris the Virus Hunter, from Oxford, and Matt from London who I'm sure does something.

There were a few sore heads the morning we left, but some breakfast, water and fizzy drinks sorted out the worst of that, then about 11 we piled into a minibus and off we went, lickety-split on a 6 our drive to Chiang Khong, the Thai side of the Mekong, which we would cross to enter Laos before heading down to Luang Prabang.

So technically it only took 6 hours and a ferry to get to Laos, but I hate technically.

On the bus, I met a bloke, bout 30, from Navan, called Curry (first name Mark) and his girlfriend - whose name we still don't know. There was also Ash and April, another couple - lots of couples out here in South East Asia for some reason. They were all going the same direction as us which was pretty cool. Meant that there were other people to chat to and laugh at stuff with, so that was grand.

There were two stops along the way, which was not really very many but meant we got there pretty "quick". I just watched some stuff on my laptop and read China Mieville's Perdido Street Station, which I couldn't recommend more. It's awesome!

We arrived in Chiang Khong after dark (but dark is about 6 here) at our overnight accommodation, figuring it'd be a bit of a shithole, but once again Noom had come through for us. He organised the entire trip except the night's bed in Pak Beng in Laos which we sorted in Chiang Khong. Anyway, this is the place -



We had a few beers and watched Book of Eli in the "movie room" which seemed to me to be the same room as reception and the restaurant. Went to bed about 11 or so, read some more.

When we arrived we gave the desk clerk our passports and filled out the visa form with him, so that he could go over early in the morning and get them pre-processed for us so we wouldn't have to queue, which was handy.

I barely made it up on time for a fairly dodgy breakfast and then we were off for the border. We get a tiny kayak thing over, basically, which was just hilarious with our giant rucksacks. Then there was a five minute period of standing after which we were called up to pay and given out now visa-ed passports back. After that we walked up to a man in a shiny police hat, who stamped our passports and that was that for Laos "immigration".

Funny thing was though, while we were there I ran into Steff (see Pai blog) and James, who I met there for about an hour. They were heading for the same Slow Boat as us, because the world is so small!

Before getting to the boat we were dropped at the office of the "tour" company, where they attempted sell us kip (Laos currency) at extortionate rates, as well as food, drinks and even some cannabis - welcome to Laos.

The German girls, Anna and Josefin, had warned me to get a cushion for the slow boat, and I had warned everyone else, so we had one and fuck me was it worth the euro! The benches belong in a slave galley! I think I'd have died without the cushion.

When we finally arrived in Pak Beng on the night of their annual end of rain season full moon festival, so it was fairly busy. Some guy showed us how to get to our guesthouse so we figured he worked there, but actually he was just wanted to sell us drugs - weed, opium or yaba. So we kicked him out and he went next door to Chris and Matt. Matt had just managed to break the tap in the bathroom, so there was waterflying everywhere, and again they think this guy works for the guesthouse, so they tell him and ask him to fix it, but he just wants to sell them drugs, which goes nowhere so he eventually leaves - but they think he's gone to get tools to fix the sink. About ten minutes later I'm over there and we all realise he doesn't even work in the place and there's no one coming to fix the tap.

After we got it all sorted, we had dinner, went and watched the festival, which was like Bagdad at night! See video. There were ten-year olds fling fireworks in random directions, most of which seem to blow up near us white people! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YFJYOhqYyE


Headed for the bar - the "one only bar in town", Hive bar, where we met Nok, who we were all jut a tiny little bit in love with I reckon. She let us play our own music off her iPod, so we had Metallica, the Chillis and stuff blaring. Nok's 23 and (supposedly single), which is basically weird for her since most of her peer-group got married at 17 and have babies. She's travelled to Thailand and around Laos a few times too, which is also pretty weird apparently.
There's a general curfew in Laos, everyone has to be in their place of resisdence by about 11:30 . . . so at about 11, Nok locked us in the bar, and the party continued. Clearly.

I even got to teach Nok how to do "devil horns". As this picture clearly demonstrates.

Around half-two we stumbled out, probably paying for to much and fell back to the hostel, more or less totally wrecked, and having to be up for a boat that was leaving at 9. We went from party to this . . .


The boat was smaller than the one the day before and there was just as many people, but eventually a load got off and they put on a second boat. Otherwise we'd have died, quite literally. We were in a bad way that morning. We just crashed on the floor and lay there, slept or read or put on head phones and felt cramped, sick and bitter for several hours.

To make matters worse, the boat was listing heavily to one side, to the point where we had to pick up balast bags at the next stop just to even out the weight so we didn't tip. Yeah, awesome.

After about 5 hours of this we perked up slightly and began a game of shithead, international rules - basically a combination of various different rules and trick cards from many counties. That nicely killed the last two hours and may possibly be the reason no one totally freaked out and had to be sedated.

Then, blessedly, we arrived, we pull into port, grabbed our bags and jumped off that boat like the devil was coming for it and headed for SpicyLaos! Jesus were we ever happily to stumble into that place and see chairs and beds and bottles of ice cold water!

I'm not saying don't travel that way, because it was fun, cheap and easy and the views were just amazing, and I'm not saying don't go visit Nok in Hive bar, but I am saying, don't drink too much! You'll regret it!!

Talk soon guys,
Shane.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Last Days in Chiang Mai!

I already miss Chiang Mai! It's so awesome! Especially because of the Spicy Thai hostel which you have to stay in if you ever go to Chiang Mai! Noom and Lpong are awesome!

Case in point, Noom was going to an 8 ball pool tournament on the Thursday and he brought me and Duncan (from England - see right (the girl is Nok but we'll get to her later)) and Michel (from Deutschland) along. The entry fee was 200 baht which is about a fiver so it was no really hardship. For your fiver you were guaranteed at least two rounds, probably about 10 games.

Of course we didn't really know how to play 8 ball, but we fucking learned. I got whipped in the first round, did okay in the second and burned out in the third. Michel got a round further and then Duncan managed to come second somehow, taking a prize of 500 baht, beaten by the fella who beat me in my first round.

The nice thing about it was, because we came with Noom, we weren't just some idiot farangs, we were acceptable and they chatted with us. Lots of them had really good english and some of them even knew where Ireland is, which was pretty funny.

Even when Duncan kept beating them, there didn't seem to be any aggressiveness or animosity, though I'm sure at least once two guys were talking about us in Thai, though probably not saying much bad. I know the German girls did the same at least once or twice before they figured out I could speak at least some rudimentary German! Definitely got called Farang a few times, but it's not actually an offensive term, though often is used as such. This is conveyed more by context and tone, rather than the word itself.

Stumbled home about 3 in the morning, just me and Duncan. Everyone else went home as and when they got knocked out.

Friday being our last day we didn't do a whole hell of a lot until later that night. Two lads Chris and Matt came back from their trek. They were heading to Laos the next day, same as me and Duncan so we were kind of a group. We ordered some delivery food, I'd a chicken breadcrumb thing, and then headed out to Monkey Club which an astute reader might remember we got thrown out of about two weeks before . . . whoops . . . Managed to stay til the end this time. 

We spent most of the night rocking out to the local thai rock band, which included a rock version of Lady Gaga, Bad Romance! And then Franz Ferdinand, Take Me Out later on!

After they finished we met both the awesome singer dude and the hot singer girl. There was a picture of her somewhere, but it must have been on someone else's camera. Ah well!!!

Went home about 3 in the morning, fairly drunk and crashed into bed. A few of the others headed on to another club, despite the fact that we had to be up for a bus at 11.

I managed to get up on time, go to the shops, get breakfast and all that, but for Duncan and Chris it was a bit of a struggle. Still they managed it!

It was kinda sad to leave Spicy Thai, it was like a home for the last two weeks! Noom and Lpong are so awesome, if you come to Thailand, you have to stay with them, you'll love it! On the other hand, it was also cool to be heading off somewhere, even if it was in a tiny minivan with too many people, but we'll get to that in the next post!

Bye for Now,
Shane!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Muai Thai - Chiang Mai, 20th September

Wednesday 20th October

Got back from Pai at about half 4, maybe 5. The rain was pissing down and half of Chiang Mai was flooded. I could see tuk-tuks starting to float and lads loading scooters into the back of pick-ups to get them out of the water.

All the same, when I got to the hostel (Spicy Thai again), everyone seemed up for the Muai Thai - apparently I'd picked a good night to turn up for. I've heard from loads of people that Chiang Mai is the place to see Muai Thai because down south it's very much for the tourists and/or fixed, or just exhibitiony. I wanted to see what Thai people go to see.

The ring itself was in a kind of ex-pat area, lots of bars generally populated by older western guys and Thai hookers but we more or less skipped over that and headed straight into the "stadium", which is at the end of two rows of bars, including the Shamrock bar - the most half-arsed Irish bar I've seen yet!

It's basically just a large ring surrounded by chairs. Noom, the Spicy Thai co-owner/manager sorted out the tickets for us, so that was awesome. We grabbed seats, some drinks and settled in. The first match was on about twenty minutes after we arrived. Presumably Noom timed it so we wouldn't be sitting around in the place for ages before it started.


Fight One

These two guys seemed to be about 8 years old, maybe 9, which is about standard for the start of a Maui Thai career. Bear in mind here that these kids are basically professional fighters at this age, getting their "first blood" (first time in the ring) maybe.

You might be thinking, well that's awful, and in many ways it is. These kids have no education prospects, and even if they did they probably couldn't take that education very far. Money is a premium and even if they don't physically see the money from this particular fight, there is every chance some of it is feeding the family. Of course it's terrible that 8 year olds spend more time kicking down bamboo trees than learning to read, but given that western imperial influence and interference in the South East Asian region is largely responsible, it's all very well for you to sit there and judge, but there is very little other future for these guys. As a professional Maui Thai fighter, these kids will grow up as respectable members of society, with a decent earning potential, especially as they move from fighter to trainer in their early or mid twenties and maintain a very real link to an authentic Thai history. So yes, kids beating lumps out of each other isn't all that great, but for them, it's a future.

It's also very respectful and although I didn't tape it, both fights bow to the crowd, and pray in the ring centre before the fight. Afterwards, each combatant goes to the other fighter's trainer and is given a cup of water. Animosity is minimal.

Before you watch the fight, some general pointers. Punches don't get any points in a Maui Thai match, it's on kicking and skill in general, so don't be surprised that you don't see much in the younger kids. They're just focused on kicking here. As they get older and tougher, punches enter the mix as a way to break down the opponent. You'll probably notice this as the fights progress.

Round 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcK9awhVf34

Round 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf5XWcPLIl4

Round 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J13KW6_FC08

Round 5 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7CA7fdYz50


Fight Two

This fight I reckon was somewhere in the 13-14 year old age range and unfortunately I didn't tape this fight. My battery was running low so I thought I'd film the later rounds instead. Big mistake. It only lasted about a minute and a half.

At the start it was fairly even, but somewhere around half way the red fighter seemed to realise that he well out-classed the other and just finished it. There were some punches, knees and then a sudden burst of energy. The purple shorted fighter doubled up, the red clasped him behind the head and took him with a knee in the face and followed with an elbow in the back of the head. The ref broke them up and they continued, which proves just how hard these guys are, but in the next exchange the purple guy hit the ropes and went down and it was all over. He was okay, walking after a minute or two, but I imagine this morning he feels a little worse for wears!


Fight Three

This was a girl-fight, probably about 10 or 12, hard to tell with girls. One was kinda dainty while the other looked like a miniature rugby player and she battered the other girl, but still, it went the full five rounds, which was good.


Fight Four

Things got heavier here. Older guys, one built like a brick shithouse and one wiry little fucker. The black shorts guy is the bigger guy and look at him show off! The other guy is just standing in the corner staring him out of it!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Y4lpgnqUE

Guess who won?

Round 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At89iSDDJZY

Round 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbRZgCEf-uA

Good guess - if you guessed the smaller guy! He just seemed to tire out and then batter the other fella around!


Fight Five - Mess Fight!

Three blindfolded guys mess fighting for our entertainment! Hilarious!


Fight Six

Don't actually remember much about this fight, if was fairly even. Someone won, but that's probably obvious to you.


Fight Seven

This was the big fight of the night. You can tell because all the Thai people showed up for it!

A Canadian guy was fighting a Thai, and it was obviously a big deal. A guy I met in Spicy Thai last week told me exactly what to expect from a Westerner fighting a Thai, and he was spot on. Basically, he doesn't stand a chance in a kicking match, because the Thais spend their entire lives training to kick things. The only way they can win is with a knock out, because they'll never score enough points. Because of this, the matches tend to be fast and hard. Lots of punching and lots of knees.

Round 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq-hlDm1IVI
Round 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV3JcvRnVW8

And as you can see, that is exactly what happened here!

I would have prefered to see the Thai guy win I think, but it was still awesome to see it. Totally worth coming back from Pai for. A definitively Thai experience and it was good fun. Unfortunately, after the fight, the Thai boxer didn't go over to the Western guy's team for a cup of water, which I think might have been bad form, but it isn't for me to judge, now is it.

Anyways, hope you all enjoyed the videos.

See you next time,
Shane!

Pai 17th-20th

It takes about three hours to get from Chiang Mai to Pai and the road has 762 curves. If you drive it, you can get a certificate to say that you've done it. Pity I don't have a car out here, because I really love to drive it. I even considered renting a car just to do it, but it was a bit expensive!

Thankfully I've never had motion sickness in my life, so I didn't have much trouble on the bus. I even managed to read quite a bit of the utterly shit Max Frei book that I have now thankfully finished! Piece of utter crap!

Jumped off the book and started walking to the hostel, but unfortunately the bamboo bridge/short cut had fallen away in the last year or so, meaning I had to take the long way around. In the end, this turned out to be a positive thing. I walked straight int the two German girls, Anna and Josefin.


On the left, Josefin and on the right, Anna

This ended up being very fortuitous since they ended up giving me a lift on their scooters back to the hostel. Anna took my bag and Josefin took me, and what a manly figure I must have cut, being carted around by a dainty girl on a scooter. Yeah, I'm totally awesome!

We went tubing for two hours later that afternoon, facilited by our hostelier Peter the German and God did that ever suck. There was me and the girls and another German dude called Andre. A Dutch fella named Steff elected, quite wisely, not to come. The first hour was fun enough, but an hour of getting hit by trees and rocks in freezing water as the sky gets steadily darker really was enough. The second hour was just cold and long!

When we got back, it was a race to the showers to try and get warm!

That night we went out for dinner, the five of us, and then brought beers back to the hostel and sat out on the veranda and drank. It was a late night, but also quite fun.

Here's the gang . . .


Andre, Steff, Josefin, Anna, some crazy English guy and his "girlfriend"/landlord person thing . . .

The following day, we all got our own scooters, which didn't go so well at the start. First turn gave it too much gas and spilled, cutting up my knee. Five days later my right leg is still bruised to fuck in three places from hitting the ground and then the bike landing on my.

Funnily enough, drove around for the next three days and didn't even come close to falling again (except one time that doesn't really count). Anyway, Anna accidently drove into a fence and smashed it to pieces, so at least I didn't break anything. Though I think I did scar the bike, but they didn't notice when I brought it back.

The first day we drove out to a waterfall, had some lunch and then drove out to a hot spring, but it was absurdly expensive, so we didn't get in. We headed back and then headed into town to drop off the girls, who were about to embark on a three day trip into Laos, to Laung Prabang, which I will be doing tomorrow . . . eugh . . .

The day after, me, Steff and Andre went on a bit of an adventure, which basically resulted in us driving up and down dirt hills to get to a free hit spring and then to a local and authentic village, where people openly had things like TVs and phones, but also carried on traditional dress customs and rituals and were basically just a farming community. Rather than the more "set up" authentic village we saw at the end of the rafting, these were people just going on about their business, not people trying to put on a show for our benefit.

It was a really tough drive though, and I had a few near misses when the rain started. The roads just turned to sludge. The lads reckon I deserve a medal for not dying since it was only my second day on a bike. Personnally, I'd quite like a medal. :-)

It wasn't really scary or anything, just hard, driving a 100cc engine two wheel scooter up a ridiculously tall, angled slope, in the rain, especially since the slope was basically broken stone and mud.

I survived though, and managed not to snot myself, so I was fairly pleased.

An English couple turned up in the hostel that night so we went out for dinner with them that night and then met people they'd met on the bus and had some drinks (well I didn't, I was not drinking and trying to drive the damn scooter, corners still give me a shudder!). But they were cool people and one of the English boys was delighted when I said "deadly" since he hadn't heard it in ages! The things that amuse the English huh . . .

I headed home about an hour after the couple and an hour before Steff and Andre, to get some sleep before the journey back to Chiang Mai - 762 curves - but I ended up still being awake when they got back.

Next morning I didn't wake up on time, and missed the half-11 bus so I grabbed the half-12 bus, which didn't get into Chiang Mai til about 4 and to the hostel til after 5 because of the insane rain. Streets were literally flooded, things (including scooters) floating away! It'd have been funny if we weren't all shitting it that we were going to get flooded out of our hostels and/or be stuck here for a week until we were rescued.

Next day it was all gone though, so really, there was no need to be worried!

Met more people in the hostel that night, and headed out to the buffet barbecue again and then the Muai Thai fights! Which deserves it's own post and will soon follow!

Shane, over and out!!!

Chiang Mai - Part 2

Tuesday 12th October

When we got back from the trek, we were more or less straight into the showers and into clean clothes because each and every one of us had run out on the trek!

We ordered pizza and KFC for dinner because the thought of heading out, and back and then out again seemed like cruelty. Check out the awesome KFC delivery scooter! The pizza was pretty decent, though it did lead to an odd conversation where I had to explain to young Kevin that pizza does not come from Chicago, it comes from Italy, and pizza in Italy is not "shit", it's just very different - it has a thin base!

Afterwards, Lpong, the guy who owns the Spicy hostels in Thailand and Laos, brought us all out to Rooftop bar for one of the English girl's birthday. I think her name was Danni, but it could easily have been Sam. Yeah . . . I'm awesome at memory . . . whoops! He drove the SpiceMobile, and 18 of us packed into the back of it. It's basically a large truck thing, I'll take a picture later. It was very funny. Some people had to sit on the floor, which is an interesting experience in a packed truck on roads that aren't awesome. Also, Lpong stayed out with us all night partying and then drove us home later. Here he is on the left.

Rooftop was pretty awesome and a guy, who said he was the owner - but may not have been - told us that he had never seen so many people in one group in the place. While there, I got talking to Fran and Jo-anne, who will probably be in Cairns while I'm there, so I may have found some white water rafting buddies!

About two most of us headed home and some went on to Spicy, though Lpong drove us all, dropped off the late-nighters and then went back with the rest of us to the hostel. Sleep was much appreciated after the trekking and the drinking!

Wednesday 13th

Me and Dave headed out the tiger sanctuary in the morning and I'm sure you've seen the pictures on Facebook by now. If not, check it out. The youngest tigers were just like giant kittens, playing and fighting. They all seemed well looked after and I didn't see a single instance of abuse, or anything close to it. If anything, the handlers seemed very fond of the cubs and did their utmost to look after them.

The bigger tigers were an experience. Obviously these guys were drugged, and I'll not pretend otherwise. That said, they could still move around so they obviously weren't too drugged. It's not like they were being kept on the point on unconsciousness. And, much like I pointed out with the elephants, these particular tigers would probably be dead if they weren't kept in the sanctuary. The living spaces seemed quite big, though obviously not as big as the wild. It's hard to make an objective judgement on the whole thing, because I don't know enough, but for my part, I wasn't disgusted or outraged by the experience, so I'll leave it there.

Later that night Noom took us out for street food, which is the best way to eat in Thailand and then we went bowling. Noom levels a challange to all he takes bowling; if you can beat his best score on the night, then you get a free night in the hostel.

It was pretty close for a little while, both Kenny and Dave seemed to be giving him a run for his money, but in the end Noom was triumphant and no one got to sleep for free that night! Sad face!

Thursday 14th

Lpong took us out again, this time to a local Thai buffet barbecue place . . . and if you think Jimmy Chung's is awesome, well - it is, but not as awesome as this place. Check this shit out.


It's just in a giant warehouse off the main road and it's fricking amazing. The food was sooooo good. I nearly got sick I ate so much! Also, dessert! Unfortunately the profitteroles had custard in them, not cream - but I didn't cry, don't worry!

You also have the option of cooking your own meet on one of this little cooker things. Totally cool, and funny as hell.

Afterwards, me and Fran and Jo-Anne and Anna (from German) headed to the local student market and then the night market with Marc as our guide and negotiator with taxi drivers. He's good. I bought some t-shirts and some of the girls bought other stuff.

Then we headed back to drink with the other guys, who were basically celebrating their last night. Mat and Dave were off to Ko Pi Pi and then Full Moon, which I'll be heading to in November, hopefully. The German girls, Anna and Josefin were going to Pai, where I met them on Sunday.

Got back to the hostel to find everything going pretty well, except that young Kevin was off his face having drank a full shoulder of cheap Thai rum in the hour and a bit we were gone. Even the two English guys, who can drink, had only finished half their bottles. Let's not go into too much detail, but there was throwing up later.

A lot of it.

I've said it before, and I'll probably have to keep saying it, but American's can't drink for shit.

The next morning he kinda just disappeared off to Chiang Ri without saying much, I reckon he was still drunk. The rest of us just kinda hung round and said good bye to the others. Marc took me and Brent (from Canada) to a place he knew for dinner and we were more or less the only people staying in the hostel until and English couple turned up at about midnight.

Not much else to say really, just kinda chilled and read and wandered until I headed off to Pai on Sunday. Hit up a night-club/bar on Saturday, and I did see a Thai band playing Aerosmith "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" though. That was pretty funny!


Talks for reading, miss you all so much (but not quite enough to come home!!!!)
Shane.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Two Day Mountain Trek 11th-12th October

So, Mat and Dave from Bangkok arrived in Chiang Mai the other day - I happened to be sitting outside at the time so I was there to great some familiar faces - and immediately bombard them with the idea we all go on a two day trek together, along with Kevin the American.

And, caught off guard, they agreed!

Thuslywise (not a real word), we packed up our bags on the Sunday, and headed out on Monday morning, first thing. Noom (the legend) sorted us out on the whole thing, got them to knock the price down from 1400 Baht to 1000.

First we stopped at a supermarket to stock up on supplies, which was a box of Pringles and three bottles of water for me, then we had lunch and headed off to ride the elephants! These guys were massive, and it was pretty cool, though I can understand the argument that it's cruel, there is the counter argument that these particular elephants would be dead/never born without the tourist trade. The simple fact is that only a certain population could be sustained in the wild, since habitats have been damaged (/wilfully destroyed for the benefit of western economic designs) and that many elephants are alive simply because they serve a purpose in the tourist market. We never saw the elephants being mistreated, or abused, and the facilities, while basic, did not seem to be cruel. I'm sure PETA would disagree with everything I just said, but then their main contribution to society has been getting hot girls to take their clothes off so . . .

Our group consisted of us four, three french people - Reme, Arno and a girl whose name I forget - and two Korean guys who's names I never got, and Xander from Amsterdam. Good crew, even if conversation was carried out in fairly broken English!

Anyway, I got to ride on an elephant!!!! How cool is that? Me and Mat and Kevin were on the same elephant, while David "drove" another further ahead, with the Koreans. Ours was actually quite grumpy, and not particularly pleased with chauffeuring us around, but he didn't really cause any trouble, he just went really slowly which was good for us.

I didn't actually realise quite how agile elephants can be. They were climbing riverbanks, crossing rockfalls, and they were fucking heavy. There was a kind of mud bank along the route and when we stepped in it, we just sank! But being so powerful, it just kept on walking like it was nothing. It's not an exaggeration to say if it decided to be pissed off, it would have fucking destroyed us! And no amount of poking it with the little wooden driving stick would have stopped it. It was quite funny though when some of the elephants decided to stop for a snack along the way! (See left!)

After the elephant ride though, things took an abrupt turn for the tough, when the trekking began. It was about half one in the afternoon and the temperature was already pushing 38C and was probably climbing. We weren't just trekking (that's hiking to you, me and most of Europe), it was up hill and it was hot as the devil's frying pan! I'm not gonna lie, the sweating was off the chart. I literally sweated through a tee shirt in less than an hour . . . and didn't have enough spare clothes to change it. So just had to keep on trucking.

There were moments, I won't lie, in that heat, where I seriously might have just stopped if that was an option - but it wasn't. It was a tough to walk back as to go on after the first hour! I drank two two litre bottles of water in 3 hours, and didn't need to use the toilet. What does that tell you?

All in all though, I did learn some things - one, that when walking through the wilderness you tend to take a lot of breaks, that water is God's own nectar, that a bamboo walking stick is awesomely useful, and finally that LOST is wildly inaccurate in its depiction of living in the wilderness! I'm telling you, there's just no way you can go on one of their little rambles and still look this sexy at the end . . . I'm just saying!

But moving along, after about two hours we arrived at the Batcave - queue endless "I'm Batman" references and a full rendition of "den-a-nena Batman!" because we are the least original people in the whole universe. Our young stalwart Kevin decided the best way out of the cave would be to go out the top, so naturally the rest of us had to follow him, which proved vaguely difficult with the limited number of torches, but with a few strategically placed individuals on the route up, we managed it without any mishaps.


The cave itself was pretty cool, full of weird rocks, though I only saw one actual bat! Lots of weird rock formations and stalig-things of both the mite and tite variety! We wandered around there for awhile, and between that sitting outside just resting we must have done in another 45 minutes, resting up for the last leg to the village, where we were finally going to be able to rest up for the night!  By the way, in this picture you can see Xander in the back, one of the Koreans and Reme, and a bit of someone's leg in case you were wondering. Which you probably weren't.

After another hour and a half walking, we finally reached the village, which I think was called Papa John's, but that could have been a different one in the locality. We were quartered just outside the village proper, in a large hut, with kitchen facilities. The best part, at least when we first arrived was the fridge, stocked with cold water, coke and beer! My gods but what a sight that was! I've never seem people fling themselves at such a meagre fridge with such reckless abandon. Within 5 minutes of cresting that final hill, we had stripped off soaking tee-shirts, towelled off and downed a bottle of water each.

Then we started to take in our surroundings.



Suddenly, all the sweating, all the scrapes and falls and feeling like you might die starts to fade and you begin to realise why you did it, why you paid good money to walk up the face of a mountain in blistering heat in a foreign country, when you could be sitting by a swimming pool.

Suddenly, your not an idiot, but your seeing something beautiful, and while I refuse to use the word "unspoiled" it is a gorgeous sight.

Kevin put it quite bluntly the morning before, when he said in his Chicago drawl, "Gonna see some fuckin' nature!"

Wanna see the whole gang? Course you do!


From left to right, there's Korean 1, Korean 2, me, Kevin the American, Mat and Dave from England, Arno from France, Xander from the Netherlands, Girl, and Reme, both from France!

After we settled down, and poured cold water all over ourselves, dinner appeared! and thus, we were happy little bunnies!

Also, after dinner, this appeared, much to our mutual bemusement.


It's exactly what you think it is.

We ate, and drank and smoked and then by about half 9 we were all in bed asleep inside our mosquito nets! Which is by far the earliest I've been to bed in a good long while!

The following morning I was up about half seven, with breakfast served at about 8. We were served a kind egg-fried rice thingy, which was pretty good, though I still can't eat a whole bowl of rice, even after being in Asia for 6 weeks.

There was more trekking, uphill but the weather was in our favour and it was still early. By about 11 we made it to the waterfall, which was our next stop. Nice, sheltered little spot where there was a wooden hut, structure for us to change in. Kevin hopped in the water and screamed, but only
because he's never actually been in anything other than a heated pool. Dave was next in, thought it seemed fine, which I'd agree it was! We swam for about three quarters of an hour, maybe a little less. There was various shinnanigans going on -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaHjDw7vIkk

And a natural water slide that was really awesome -
That's Dave doing it, I had a go after, but the mist from the water fall was wrecking the camera so I didn't get a video. But anyway, so you shoot down the side, obviously go under the water and then resurface, except there's a vicious current under there, which Dave didn't bother to warn us about so as soon as I came up I was dragged first to the rock wall and then towards the lip of the next waterfall until I caught my bearings and grabbed a rock so I could swim into the middle, where the current was less aggressive. (I wasn't in any danger mother, it's okay!). Kevin actually had a much worse experience because he can't bloody well swim!!!

We were just finishing up when a German family and their guide showed up, much to our mutual amusement. We must have looked pretty funny.

After that it was just a short hike (bout an hour) to a road and down into a village, where we had lunch, mostly consisting of rice. Then we jumped in a truck (and weren't we happy not to be bloody walking for the first time in what seemed like a million years.

Took us about an hour to get to the next stop, where we went "white" water rafting down a river for about an hour - it was pretty fun, though not really tough going. There were some tricky rapids, but nothing that knocked anyone out of the boat at any point. I actually ended up sharing a boat with two other Irish people from a different trek, who told us a few good places to check out around Chiang Mai.

After that we had about 15 minutes of bamboo rafting, but we might as well have skipped it, it was pretty shit. It amounted to standing/sitting on some bamboo as it floated down the river. Oooh, exciting!

Then we dried off - (sort of) - while some local Thai's tried to sell us a bunch of crappy stuff that no one wanted, and some photos that people did want, and then we were on the road back to civilization, exhausted and happy as fuck, despite cuts, bruises and welts. We survived, we made it and we didn't break in the process, though, my hand still has a few scrapes and cuts from thorns and weird plants with leaves made of razor blades!

Back at the hostel, it was time to scrub up and get ready for a night out with the hostel peoples, because it was someones birthday.

Here's a sneak peek of what happened next!



That's the entire hostel having a night out for one of the girl's birthday party!

I'll fill you in next time!

This is Shane, signing out!

Chiang Mai - Part 1

When I first arrived in the hostel, I was a bit dubious, because it was hard to find and in a very residential area, but since I've been here about 9 days, it's obviously grown on me! Actually it's the best hostel I've ever stayed in, great craic but I'll get to all that! Just remember, if you ever come to Chiang Mai, stay in the Spicy Thai!

In fairness though, within ten minutes of arriving in the place I was sat outside chatting to an Irish fella who's been living in Singapore for the last two years.

I crashed for awhile, but later on, me, this guy (named Peter), Clara from Sweden, Tansey from England and Aziz from Quebec all went out for lunch, just coz. Afterward, me and Pete, Clara and Tansey headed for the swimming pool in the local hotel, which was awesome, because I'd gotten quite used to jumping in the pool in Bangkok to escape the heat, though it isn't as bad up here as down there (Chiang Mai is in the North, in case I didn't mention).

We left after the rain started bucketing down, which it had been threatening to do all afternoon. There's a certain irony to getting out of a swimming pool because it's starting to rain, but who the fuck asked you anyway! :-)

Later on that night, I watched Juno with Tansey until other people joined us, and then a few of us knocked out to a local pub for a few pints. There was me, Pete, an English guy who moonlights as a cocaine dealer while working as a magician, and Kevin, and 18 year old American fella from Chicago, who'd never been outside the states until he got to South Korea, on his way to Thailand! I'd love to say he's brave, but he might just be crazy. I'm still not convinced he totally gets that things could go wrong, but that's just me. Nice lad though. He stuck with me and Mat and Dave for awhile, but that comes later.

That night was just a few beers and then back home.

Peter and the Magician guy headed off the next morning, with two others, bound for Laos. In some ways, it was a bit of a relief, because I got the sense that that scene could have turned a bit ugly under the wrong circumstances.

The next day was a bit bigger, because for a lot of people it was the last day. The two Australian girls, Jess and Zoe had come back from a trek and I ran into them drinking outside in the afternoon, whereupon I joined them, along with Kenny, the guitar playing Swede, and Kevin and then just anyone and everyone who moseyed on past. We actually managed to drink all the beer in the hostel that night, though they did suspiciously "find" another case the next day.

We went out that night to Warm Up, a local night spot, although we did accidently leave Kevin behind - oops - but it's a bit crappy and impossible to get seats in so eventually we left and went to Monkey bar, where Jess managed to charm a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label off some old Italian men, and then we drank it, and then we drank some more and then some more. Kenny, followed by Mike, sang Ronan Keating, accompanied by the band that was playing, much to my eternal amusement. A Swede and a Canadian singing that song with a Thai band, sure why not!

Later we moved into the rock bar part of the club, and eventually ended up listening to a Thai band rocking the Strokes, which resulted in us getting thrown out of the bar when the two Aussie girls, Kenny and Mike decided to get up on stage and help them along. Technically I didn't get thrown out, because no one really noticed me being as I'm stealthy but I left with them anyway.

We hit up Mike's burger, which is basically supermacs in Thailand, and I assume the food was awful, but at the time it tasted like a King's feast, since it was two in the morning and I was pissed!!! Eventually we made it back to the hotel, managed to find our beds and get some sleep.

But the next morning, I did really want to kill those two girls, I felt awful! Following Johnnie Walker with cheap as fuck Thai rum = bad plan apparently! I did start to perk up after me and Kenny went to get some food. He was pretty wrecked too.

Later on that afternoon, the aforementioned Mat and Dave finally managed to show up. About 20mins later, give or take, I'd managed to convince them to go on a two day trek the following day, but that will be covered in a seperate post.

That night, the Spicy lads took us out to the regular Sunday market, which was pretty decent, although we didn't really buy anything, except food. Good food though. They did have a bb gun shooting range though, and a challenge was begun. We agreed that the losers would basically have to fetch drinks for the winners all night long, as in lowest would get them for the next highest, who would get them for the winner.

I won.

Apparently, all those camping trips spent shooting eggs and toilet roll has actually achieved something! HA!! Bet no one saw that coming. (And yes, it is nice to live in a land where winning a shooting competition for beer-getting slaves counts as an achievement).

Afterwards, we found a taxi, although it took forever to get in it because Mike was waiting for a txt from some Swedish girl and didn't know what he wanted to do. When a bunch of Thai lads stopped at the 7-11 we were outside of, and one of them dropped his knuckleduster by accident, we decided it was probably time for us to be moving along and we left him behind.

Then it was bed, because the big trek was the next day! Excited much!!!

Tune in next time, same Shane-time, same Shane channel . . .

I really need to think of some better sign offs, don't I?

Friday, October 15, 2010

Bangkok - Things are looking up! October 2nd - 7th

I arrived in Bangkok after about a three hour flight, which was grand. Immigration was easy as shit, despite the various suggestions that it might not be, especially since I didn't actually have a flight booked out of there. But literally it was a case of walk up, smile politely at the attractive lady, stamp stamp and off I go, grab my bag and head for the taxi rank.

I'd heard a very pleasant story from my mother a few days before about a guy getting robbed with a knife after getting in an unofficial taxi, so I stayed clear of those guys, but to be honest, I think I'm savvy enough not to get in some random blokes car anyway, especially after Hong Kong and all the dodgy dealings going on around there.

Grabbed an official green taxi and gave him my map provided by the hostel, with direction in Thai, and was in the hostel by about 1 in the morning. I couldn't get on the wireless at the time, but my phone works in Thailand so I was able to txt home, just to let the folks know I'd managed, against all odds to survive again!

The room here was a six bed dorm, but it was more like a two bed compartment in a room the size of my last hostel with two more of the same, two showers, a toilet and a row of sinks.

Compared to the last place it was like heaven!

I more or less went to bed then and there, once I'd plugged in my phone and laptop. I read a little, but the book I've moved on to is really, really fucking shite, and it's taking forever to get through it. I think I'll just power through the last hundred pages tonight (in Chiang Mai) and great rid of it.

It's billed as a sort of hardcore, cigarette smoking Harry Potter in a world of magic - and it's more like some tool in a world of idiots doing nothing interesting. Totally not worth reading, trust me.

The first day in Bangkok - October 3rd, I quite literally did nothing. Sat around the pool and listened to music and just got my energy back, blogged about the shitness of Hong Kong, and swam and basically just got my bearings back.

Later that evening, I got talking to one of the other lads from the hostel, a guy named John Osis, from Australia (lots of them around) and we decided to grab a few beers from the 7-11 around the corner and drink in the hostel, which we were apparently allowed to do, since they brought us glasses of ice to keep the beer cold. Unfortunately I've had to grow quite accustomed to drinking beer, because there's nothing else really to drink!

Not much to say about the whole thing, other than it was a bit of a laugh, and a nice night since it'd been awhile since I'd managed to do anything like that. Ate in the hostel too, which basically means I walked about 800 yards out of the hostel in my entire first day . . . whoops . . . kinda like that time we went to Venice!

He went to bed a lot drunker than I did, but let's not hold that against him. I feel bad because he had a flight to catch the next morning.

The next day I did some touristy stuff, but really the only thing of note (Bangkok is a bit of a shithole) was take the water taxi to the Grand Palace. The taxi was amazing in it's strangeness. It was a rickety old thing, packed full of people. It would pull up at the dock and people would jump on and off and then pull off again. Bout half-way down the river we had to change boats and there was easily a hundred people scrambling off one boat and onto the next. The river was filthy black, rubbish and tyres just floating down it. It was totally an experience, and way way more entertaining than any of the other touristy stuff I did! Though I did see a cool fort. And some other stuff. Including propaganda for the miliary regime.

There's plenty of scams that run in Thailand, one of the most popular was tried on me. A man with good English, not always Thai, will approach you and chat, asking where you're going, and then tell you that place is closed for this or that reason for awhile, but that he can arrange to get you there. Then he'll put you on a tuk-tuk and it'll bring you to a shop of some sort first, where you are basically obliged to spend time. Then, maybe, they might bring you to wherever it is you want to go.

My answer, when approached, "I'm not going anywhere." Followed by walking off. They're actually a bit less aggressive than the Hong Kong guys so it was grand. Later on I did actually grab a tuk tuk, which is another experience. The first driver I asked said 150 baht for the drive, about 5k, which is in and around 1.50. I told him no way, I'd walk, he said 100. I went to the next driver, who'd seen the whole thing and he said 50 baht, which is just over a euro so off we went. I know that probably seems a bit mad, or mean, but it shouldn't have costed any more than 50 and even if it's ridiculously cheap at 1.50 I'm not really willing to be "ripped off", even if it's only in Thai terms.

Earlier that morning, two other guys had turned up, but I was still asleep so I didn't really notice. But at some point later on I got talking to them. Two guys from England who'd just finished "uni" as they insist on calling it, while I insist on calling it college!

These two have been a bit of a feature for the last two weeks, since we all ended up in the same hostel in Chiang Mai too!

So, introducing, special guest stars, Dave and Mat (with only one 'T')


These guys are pretty cool, and while they certainly might be responsible for me drinking more than I would have otherwise, it's been enjoyable. I don't really recall the ins and outs of everything that happened, other than there was drinking, and some more drinking. And then the next night there was food and drinking.

And then the next night there was more people, including this guy. Caz, a teacher from England. George from South African, who had a smashed up face from fighting for a free bucket of alcohol in a tourist fight ring in Kho Pi Pi.

We also met Tommy Forbes, who took some pictures of me and George for some photography project he's doing. Random, no?

Funny though. Anyway, Mat and Dave are/were a bit of an unexpected bonus. They're a good laugh, and they've been good company, although at this particular point they've left Chiang Mai (giving me a chance to catch up here) and I'll hopefully see them in Sydney in a few months. One funny story that springs to mind is something I only found out the other day. When Mat was first talking to me, he saw the keys I wear on a chain around my neck and thought I was part of some weird religion. It took him a few days to realise that they're just the keys for all my locks for my bag!

I've little to say about Bangkok really, other than that it's a tad annoying, has good food, Khao San Road is a shithole, full of prostitutes and western men, and that it probably wasn't worth spending five days there, but I still managed to have an epic time!

Leaving was both a relief and a worry, though it was nice to know that the lads would be following in a day (except they actually missed their train, so it was two days), since I had no idea what Chiang Mai would be like (spoiler: way fucking better than Bangkok).

So that's Bangkok - my advice, go, see and then bloody well leave before the fun runs out! Or you just get robbed blind!

Night train to Chaing Mai, takes about 15 hours, but it's grand, saves you a night's accommodation, which is a bonus when you're trying to save some money! Plus you can watch Lilo and Stitch and cry your damn eyes out for an hour and a half and then read your really shitty book til you fall asleep/lie down and not sleep because the train keeps swaying precariously from side to side.

There is one huge benefit though: at the end of it, you get to Chiang Mai, and the Spicy Thai hostel! And this is where the real fun begins!

I'll tell you all about Chiang Mai letter my dear readers, right now I have to go to bed or I may fall asleep at the computer!

Night, Shane!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Nagasaki 22nd-23rd September

Welcome to the past - I'm sorry I took so long to get here!

So Flying in Japan is so simple that it's actually ridiculous. We didn't even know we'd checked in, it was so simple. Turned up at the desk, with our ticket receipt and we were pretty much sorted. You actually only have to be in the airport 15 mins before departure, and I can see why, it's so bloody smooth.

Even the security checks were so uncomplicated. I had a bottle of water and a bottle of rum, which as you know, would so have been taken off me in Europe it's unreal! Not a chance - though, wo be fair, I did lie and tell them the rum wasn't opened. *shrug* They didn't check, so it ain't my fault.

What they did with them was cool though, they just stuck the waterbottle, and then the rum on a little scanner that went - beep - nah, that's just water, not a bomb, you can take it on the plane. Just like that.

The most complicated part was getting all the wires out of my bag. I wanted to sort out photos and watch some film while I was on the plane, so I had the laptop, phone, hard-drive and camera and all the attendant-wires in my carry on, all of which had to be taken out at security. Not pleasant.

After that though, it was straight on through, and on to the airplane (should I be saying aeroplane? Do people do that? Does anyone reading this give a shit?)

Then we flew and then we landed, and then we got a bus and then we were in Nagasaki, and then we got a taxi and we were in the very nice Akari Hostel, Nagasaki, which I recommend if you ever want to stay there. This time, it was Neena's turn to be wrecked, so we'd a fairly early night that night. Food, which was decent, followed by bed, especially since the wireless was broken in the hostel that night.

Then the next morning we went out to the Atomic Bomb museums and memorials, because being that I'm a bleak bastard, this was something I really did want to see while in Japan.

It is, of course, depressing and I will not be making insensitive jokes at this particular juncture. I won't even talk to much about what I felt, but rather try and take you through some of the finer points of what we saw. Also, there aren't a whole load of pictures of somethings, and none of others, because you just can't take pictures in some of these places.

In the Atomic Bomb Museum one of the more striking things, for myself, was the clock to the right there. It was found in the wreckage of a house, damaged just as it is there. If you can't make it out, the hands are stopped at exactly 11.02, the exact time of the atomic blast on 9th August, 1945. Supposedly, the act which ended the Second World War in the Pacific Theatre, but we'll get to that later. There's just something about seeming that clock that made me think, yeah, that's what happened. 70,000 lives snuffed out in that single moment, immortalised in the face of a smashed clock, no bodies for their loved ones, no graves but the rubble of a city, their shadows blasted into the rock, trapped there like shades, eulogised by the twisted hands of broken time.

I couldn't really begin to explain all the different things we saw and read in this museum, it would take too long and wouldn't convey half the meaning the simply radiates from the objects themselves, the sheer potential for human destruction. Having been in Dachau, the feeling was not unfamiliar, though the wantonness of Dachau remains unassailably evil. This is one act that took 70,000 lives in an instant of fire, while the Nazi concentration camps were something else, places that thrived on malice, day in and day out. The acts are not really comparable, if only because as cynical as I am, I don't believe that the horror of the atomic bomb could have been perpatrated on a long term basis. Accounts from American GIs on the ground in the wake of the Japanese surrender express a deep and profound discomfort with the actions of their military, with their own association with that act, once they were forced to see the actual consequences of the atomic attack. However, that's slightly off topic.

What I mean to say is that just as it is difficult to describe Dachau to someone who has never walked through it, it is difficult to express the feelings that come from seeing the melted bottles, ash shadows in walls, or the twisted steel girders lifted from the wreckage, the torn, bloodied clothes of the dead, or the moulds of burns and keloid scars. I can tell you that these things were there to be seen, alongside videos of survivor-testimonies, but there is little my telling can do to accurately convey the real sensations provided by such sights.

Instead, I will talk about so of the more factual things I learned about in this museum, the first of which, is that the American president at the time, Mr Truman, was probably a complete fucking idiot, comparable with, or worse than George Bush. Although the Manhattan Project was created under the auspices of Roosavelt, I like to think that it is unlikely that he would have used the weapon, certainly not in the circumstances surrounding the bombing as it did happen. Truman inherited the weapon, and it seemed, none of the responsibility. For him, it was a two billion dollar deficit that needed to be showcased, while for others it was undoubtedly a weapon of last resort.

Many of his military advisors strongly criticised the decision to use the weapon on the basis that it would lead to a nuclear arms race with Russia in the near future, which you might be aware, is exactly what happened.

Other suggestions included attacking an unpopulated area and giving advanced notice, in order to shock the Japanese population into surrender without recourse to fatalities - this was, of course, rejected out of hand. Even after the first bombing, Japanese overtures of surrender were not convincing enough, so a second bomb was, to repeat the phrase, "showcased" on a civilian population.

In fact, much evidence exists that the Japanese would have surrendered in and around that time without the use of nuclear weapons. Many intelligence reports from the US military suggest that they knew this. The declaration of war by Russia was probably more affective than either of the bombings.

However, the nuclear bombings did lead to the unconditional surrender of Japan, which was presumably a good thing for America, if no one else. It strikes me, however, that hundreds of thousands of lives and a Cold War later, Truman might have been better served without his bombs.

Following our walk around the museum we went to the Peace Memorial Hall for the Atomic Bomb Victims, which, in reality, is a mausoleum for the bodiless victims of the attack, since most of those caught in the open were vaporised, while many more were lost beneath the rubble of the destroyed city. Some 65,000 names are kept in a glass vault at the end of this place, but let me describe the rest of it first. From outside it looks like a fountain, as a token or gesture to the survivors of the blast, who cried out for water as they suffered from an unbearable thirst in the wake of the explosion. You can see to the right what I mean. It is circular, and the intention is that a visitor walks the circle as many times as necessary to find inner calmness before walking down the steps into the memorial proper. Inside, everything is made of green glass, beautifully lit up. Inside we signed a guestbook, which each visitor must do. We then walked the route to the main memorial, which points directly at the hypocentre (where the bomb went off) of the bomb blast, less than a kilometre away, if memory serves.

It is a quiet place, for prayer and grief, so I have little to say about it - "such things are not brayed of in tongues" seems an apt phrase, although one might question the subject matter of the poem. Certainly I mean no disrespect in using it. All I can say to you, dear reader, is the stacked boxes of 65,000 names in this glass hall, and the prayers that must surely echo in its walls are not for us, but something that can belong only to those who lost so horrifically the ones they loved after the atomic bombing.

Afterwards, we walked to the hypocentre, around which has been built a park. This park actually stands on the rubble of the old city, and is several meters higher than the ground would have been in 1945. Though the bomb detonated 500 metres in the air, so really it doesn't matter.

This (above) is the hypocentre. My Facebook has many more pictures of the park area and is well worth checking out. It was quite beautiful and contains the remains of Nagasaki's famous Catholic church, which was destroyed in the blast. Afterwards we travelled to the Peace Park, a park filled with statues from other countries, given in the name of solidarity. I have no idea if the Americans have had the cheek to send one of their own or not. My favourite of these (if one may use the word "favourite") was this statue to the left. It seems to be a striking use of the "burned-shadow" image, combined with a sense of unity and solidarity. The statue on the right here is Japan's own contribution, the Peace Statue, which is a lot bigger than it probably looks here. Again, water is a feature, again, representing the thirst experienced by immediate survivors. I forget exactly what the arms mean, but the outstretched one is pointed in the direction of the hypocentre (I think).

That concludes this depressing, moralising section of this blog.

Other stuff that happened, of a more fun nature, though to be honest we also watched the first episode of the 7th Season of House. We had food, in a Japanese restaurant, where ordering consisted of us pointing at pictures on a menu and hoping to god whatever came out was edible. Most of it was. :-)

We were also staying near Spectacles Bridge, called that because it apparently looks like a pair of glasses. See for yourselves. You can go down steps to a lower bank, and the entire river is just full of koi fish. I didn't have my camera with me though, which is a shame. It was pretty cool though. One thing I really loved about Nagasaki was the old stonework everywhere, some of it actually quite new, and some of it from the older parts of the city that survived the bombing.

Everyone was really friendly too, lovely people, which to be honest is almost surprising, since their whole city got destroyed for no particular reason and clearly if they decided white people were all monsters that wouldn't be something you could really hold against them. (Did I say I'd stop moralising? Apparently I'm a liar)

Not much else to really say about Nagasaki, except that it was really great and well worth a visit if your in Japan. And check out the facebook photos.

Signing off,
Shane!